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Dying Swans, Twisted Wings
Beauty Not Needed Here.
Iron Maiden-Brave New World
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"No hero want's to go into battle wearing an oven mitt and swinging a frying pan - or at least, none of the fifty-seven heroes Father has checked so far."
- Tamriff of High Holes (The Frying Pan Of Doom) by Patricia C. Wrede
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Only in death can you truly enjoy the gift of life
However, for those who say that life is too short for something, they are wrong. What can you do longer than live a life from birth to death?
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You're standing in my doorway seven cities ago, The days are racing, but you come back too slow. You're the finest thing I've ever done. The hurricane I can't outrun. I could wait around for the dust to still, But I don't believe it ever will.
And your brushwork, I must say, amazes me. I'm so horrible at it; it's shameful.
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"She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful & life was so short."
-Bryan Andreas-
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(and I am not resigned.)
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